no, not that one, the other one…..

the other boleyn girl

Eric Bana has a difficult decision to make. Two sisters, played by Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson, are vying for his affections, and he must choose one to be his wifey. But, unlike back then, when his decision was confused by complications like public opinion and possible infertility, our decision can be made much easier, i.e. which one is hotter.

So, if it were up to you, what would you do?

Natalie Portman:

Pro: She got totally naked for the short film in front of The Darjeeling Limited.

Con: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.

Pro: She is still totally do-able even when she has her head shaved.

Con: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones.

Pro: She was really, really cute in Garden State.

Con: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.

Scarlett Johansson:

Pro: The Prestige, Match Point, Lost In Translation, all very good, yet….

Con: She’s yet to get nekkid in anything on screen.

Pro: She did a voice in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie!

Con: She was in a Justin Timberlake music video.

Pro: She was very, very sexy in The Island.

Con: She was in The Island.

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