scarlett johansson is a lesbian


or at the very least bisexual.

on screen.

in her next movie.

not content with being in one very good Woody Allen Movie (Match Point) , and one very bad Woody Allen Movie (Scoop, at least according to the 6 people worldwide who have seen it), the lovely Scarlett is now starring in another Woody Allen Movie, entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which if recent rumours are to be believed, is the reason why the Academy Awards are adding Most Catchy Title for next years ceremonies. other rumours (most likely to be more fact than rumour) include the fact that one of the scenes in the movie will include “A steamy lesbian sex scene. It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope Cruz and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping,” according to A Source.

This was all very exciting, until A Source continues “The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope’s husband.” Anyone who has seen No Country For Old Men will know just how arousal-destroying this is.

One response to “scarlett johansson is a lesbian

  1. Pingback: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz kiss!! « Correct Opinion

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