yes, Indy’s bottom lip looks like he’s been eating strawberrys all day.
yes, the way the flag is flowing, it looks like a russian propoganda movie.
yes, Cate’s hair looks like a mix of Zeta-Jones in Chicago and a Lego Lady.
yes, Ray Winstone looks like Jason Alexander with a porn moustache on.
yes, with the flames behind her, Karen Allen looks like Phoenix from X-Men.
yes, the Crystal Skull doesn’t look very intimidating, more like a statuette given out to Best Exorcist at the annual Academy of the Paranomal Awards.
and yes, in the bottom right hand corner, Indy seems to be standing on a pool of water, filled with floaty-light skeletons.
but look how cool…… with the whip. and the bike. but not shia labeouf. he can f**k right off. go back to crappy hitchcock remakes. we hate you.