Lead Hot Guy: I sure do like looking at you lying in bed, Lead Hot Girl.
Lead Hot Girl: Why thank you, Lead Hot Guy, let’s spend the day together…..
TWO WEEKS LATER. IT IS LEAD HOT GUY’S LEAVING PARTY!
Lead Hot Guy: Oh my god I’m so surprised by this surprise party.
Camera Man: He Lead Hot Guy, who’s that Random Other Guy with Lead Hot Girl?
Lead Hot Guy: *pissy mood*
Lead Hot Girl: *leaves with random other guy*
Kooky Girl: I don’t like you much, Camera Man.
Lead Hot Guy’s Brother: I am not as attractive as my brother. I am not long for this world.
Lead Hot Guy’s Brother’s Girlfriend: You can call me Sassy Chick. Cos I am sassy. Now get out of my face.
The Whole Room: *shakes*
Everyone: OMGWTF??!!! *goes to the roof*
Stuff: *explodes in the distance, and somehow heads straight for the party people. they run and scream and run some more, and end out on the street*
The Statue Of Liberty’s Head: *seems to be full of explosives, and it explodes into flames when it hits a building down the street, and somehow heads straight for the party people*
Nobody: *is hurt, at least until another building falls over and explodes, and bits of it somehow head straight for the party people*
The Party People: is anyone noticing that all this stuff seems to be aiming for us?
Lead Hot Guy: lets just get out of here.
The Party People: *head for the Brooklyn Bridge, which is subsequently squashed by a monster’s tail*
Lead Hot Guy’s Brother: *was not long for this world*
The Remaining Party People: *head back into Manhattan, now that they have a new goal, to save Lead Hot Girl*
Camera Man: For the remainder of this movie, I shall be the comedic relief. By which I mean, I shall be very, very annoying.
Sassy Chick: For the remainder of this movie, I shall disagree with everyone’s plan of action about how to escape, but then go ahead with them anyway.
Kooky Girl: For the remainder of this movie, I shall GARGARGGLE GAR *is killed by some small thing, explodes*
Lead Hot Guy: For the remainder of this movie, I shall not react properly to the news that my brother has just died, but instead risk my life to save a girl that isn’t really Lead Hot Girl material in the first place.
ARMY CHECKPOINT NUMBER ONE.
Nice Army Man: Okay, you’re down to three Party People, and I can only assume that all that blood and dirt on you is from having had a bad monster-related day. Despite this, I must still insist I remind you that there are monsters out there.
Lead Hot Guy: We know, we totally know this already!
Audience Member: oooooh….. i don’t feel so good……
Sassy Chick: To Lead Hot Girl!
Lead Hot Girl: *is located in a crumbling, sideways leaning apartment block*
Audience Member: uh oh…… my tummy hurts…..
The Remaining Party People: *walk through one building with FLASHING FIRE ALARMS -*
Epileptic Audience Member: *has a fit*
The Remaining Party People: *- and then walk over to the crumbling sideways building.*
Audience Member: oh, that done it. *barfs*
Hot Lead Guy: *saves Hot Lead Girl*
Sassy Chick: Quick! The monster is inexplicably heading right for us again.
ARMY CHECKPOINT NUMBER TWO.
Stuff: *is exploding*
The Remaining Party People: *get on a helicopter, watch stealth bombers drop napalm on the Monster, which gets pissed of and heads inexplicably directly for the helicopter with the Remaining Party People on it, causing it to crash*
Camera Man: We survived! We made it!
Lead Hot Guy: Uhm….. Turn around.
Monster: Gobble Gobble Gobble. *eats Camera Man*
Lead Hot Guy/Girl: As the only remaining Party People, we shall take refuge under this flimsy bridge as they drop a nuke to kill the monster, and all shall be –
Lead Hot Guy/Girl: *are on a Ferris Wheel. in the background, something falls into the ocean*
Everyone: *leaves in a daze, as if vertigo were suddenly contagious*
Cinema Staff: *looking at another pile of puke, and another epilepsy victim* Thats it, I quit.