The Forbidden Kingdom Poster

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In order to celebrate they’re very first movie together, Jackie Chan and Jet Li decided to torture the general public by putting the most confusing tagline of all time on their poster.

“The Battle For Eternity Is The Fantasy Of A Lifetime.” What? No, seriously, WHAT?! I have no idea what that means, and I have this horribly sneaking suspicion that you don’t either, but you don’t care, do you, because you’re both using the same stick to do kicks, and the same J to spell you’re first names. All of a sudden you’re best of friends, and I’m out here in the cold, crying, trying to make sense of your cryptic tagline. Well thanks. Thanks alot. For NOTHING!

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