New full length trailer for Speed Racer:
Is it wrong that I have absolutely NO IDEA how I feel about this movie?
Sometimes I look at the movie, and think “I wanna spend the day drinking Coke and eating Skittles and watch this movie with a big sugar buzzed smile on my face because it looks like deep-fried candyfloss for the eyes. Updating crazy 60’s Anime for 00’s with super-fx and a great cast, and Matthew Fox slowly becoming the greatest bad actor of all time? Ican’twait!”
And then sometimes I think “I hate Emile Hirsch. I hate that he’s only 21 and he’s already looking like he’s above all of this. This was supposed to be a Johnny Depp/Alfonso Cuaron collaboration. I don’t trust the Wachowski Brothers. Didn’t one of them get a sex change recently? So does that make them the Wachowski Siblings? Do I really wanna subject myself and any young relatives I might have to someone with a warped mind? Someone who has a mother gasping the words “You take my breath away” to her young son like she’s about to pounce on him? Probably not. Also, Reloaded and Revolutions? Not good. I worry.”
Thankfully, I only have to wait til the 16th of May to find out.