Terminator: The Return Of The Terminator

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As much as we would love to say that the title of this piece was, in fact, a hilarious well scripted joke on our behalf, the sad truth is that it just isn’t. Appearantly Terminator 4 was too short, while Terminator: Salvation was too obscure, while Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins was just too f**kin’ long, and Terminator: War Against The Machines was too obvious. So they went with what is possibly the most infuriatingly bad grammar title of all time.

Terminator: The Return Of The Terminator. Breathe it in. Do you smell that? Thats shit, thats what that smell is. Thank you, McG. Thank you for replacing Paul W.S. Anderson and Uwe Boll on the top of shit hit list. Oh boy are you gunna geddit!

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One response to “Terminator: The Return Of The Terminator

  1. The Broken Forum

    Imdb still has it as “Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (USA) (working title)”. Where are you hearing otherwise? And what do you think of Bale as John Connor?

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