Botox Dangerous

I know we already put up a poster showing of Cage’s scary new mullet for his new movie remake of an old movie, Bangkok Dangerous. But this poster had to be seen to be believed:


It rivals the Babylon AD poster for its sheer sense of pointlessness. Except to prove now and forever that nobody should ever have to see this much of Cage’s face at such close quarters. Even his expression is one of confusion. Perhaps its because he’s just read the tagline. “There’s only one way out? One way out of what? Bangkok? This train wreck of a career? What??!! WHAAAAT IISSSS IIIIITTT???!!!”


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