Ashton: This chick, lemme tell ya!
Cameron: My god, we are so famous!
Ashton: Tell me about it! We don’t even need to have our surnames on the poster!
Cameron: Oh yeah! Cameron & Ashton 4-Evah!
Ashton: Aren’t we supposed to hate each other in the film though?
Cameron: Yeah, but its only because your surname in the movie is ‘McCool’. I mean, for seriously?
Ashton: cough cough Timberlake cough
Cameron: What was that?
Cameron: Oh like you can talk. How is sex with that Silicone Mummy, anyway?
Ashton: The cameraman can’t tell, but I’m trying to take your spinal column out with my hand.
Cameron: Yeah? I’m slowly slipping my hands up to your head so I can do that quick Kung Fu neck break thing…..