Okay, okay, we know its not Grosse Pointe Blank 2, relax! But it is in fact the trailer for War Inc., John Cusack’s new film where he plays a swarmy assassin, just like in Grosse Pointe Blank. But this seems like what would happen if Grosse Pointe Blank had a baby with Lord Of War. And it was directed by a guy who’s most famous previous work is directing an episode of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (we kid you not!).
So while the trailer is pretty cool looking, we can’t help but feel that the dodgy director and the oddly cast Hilary Duff and the fact that it is, in fact, sooooo much like Lord Of War are all pretty good reasons not to get terribly excited about the whole thing right now.