Chris Nolan too cerebral for you? Thought Batman Begins had too much talky-talk and not enough exploding shit?
Well, we can certainly dream! spill.com got themselves the “exclusive” here.
It’s almost too easy to take the piss out of the various clichéd tics in Michael Bay’s oevre (is the word “oevre” a bit much when describing a CV that includes The Island and Pearl Harbour?!) but there’s no denying the giggles that this offers. While clearly a joke, I’m pretty sure Bay has considered stage directions such as this before:
All it’s missing is a scene involving a 360 degree shot of a helicopter at sunset.
Now let’s go hack the internet!
(and be thankful that there isn’t a Brett Ratner version out there….)